Strange Bat With Penis Crashlands

The strange bat

Report reaching DAILY GUIDE indicates that a strange bat with an erect penis like that of a human being has crashlanded at Assin Braku in the Assin North District of the Central Region.

The bat was said to have fallen from an electricity transmission line and when residents approached to take a look at it even before killing it, the animal spotted an erect ‘human’ penis.

An assortment of speculations was bandied by the residents, with most of them saying that it was a wizard which had engaged in many wicked activities, especially on women.

An eyewitness said: “The animal hit itself against an electric transmission line and fell on the ground. Hundreds of people surged to take a look at it and to their astonishment it spotted a human penis and scrotum. Besides, it was so big that many said they had never seen a bat so big. People from the surrounding villages boarded vehicles to come and take a look at it.”

Fetish priests are said to be studying the esoteric story behind the unusually big bat with human penis and scrotum, even as others have jumped to the conclusion that it is a human being who turned into a bat.

A DAILY GUIDE Report

 

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