My fellow Asomdwekromanians! Grab your fufu and hot groundnut soup, because we are about to dive into a political stew that is hotter than shito on a very sunny day in Asomdwekrom. We are talking about Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia’s presidential ambitions, and why his faith shouldn’t be a bigger obstacle than a pothole on the Accra-Tema Motorway.
Now, some folks are acting like Dr. Bawumia’s religion is a piece of palm nut stuck in their teeth – annoying and hard to ignore. But let’s be real, choosing a leader based on religion is like picking your favourite ‘trotro’ based on its horn sound. It is not the “toot toot” that matters; it is whether it gets you to your destination without breaking down!
Remember how we used to think only Christians could lead us? Well, surprise, surprise!  We are still here, united as ever, sharing our jollof and arguing over which football team is the best. We’ve had Christian presidents since Dr. Kwame Okro’s time, and what happened? We are still here, still eating our waakye and do not hesitate to complain about ‘dumsor’. So why should it matter now if our potential leader prefers mosque to church?
As the wise Rev. Anthony Cudjoe said, “A Muslim can lead this nation, and Asomdwekrom could be better. When God wants to do it, He will use anything.” Amen to that, Reverend! Or should I say, Ameen? Who knows, maybe the Almighty looked down and thought, “Hmm, let’s shake things up a bit. How about a Muslim president for Asomdwekrom? That will keep them on their toes!”
Now, let’s talk about Dr. Bawumia himself. This man has been serving us a buffet of progress – digitising this, modernising that. He has been as busy as a waakye seller on a Monday morning! His leadership style isn’t about waving a Bible or Quran; it is about results that are as clear as light soup. And let me tell you, those results are looking as tasty as perfectly grilled tilapia on a Friday night.
Think about it: Dr. Bawumia has been the brain behind digitising our financial services and modernizing our port system. If that is not leadership, then I don’t know what is! It is like he has been the head chef in our national kitchen, cooking up policies that are making Asomdwekrom more delicious by the day.
But some people are still hung up on his religion. Come on, folks! We are Asomdwekromanians and our diversity is our strength. We are like a big pot of palaver sauce and we’ve got all sorts mixed in there. Muslims, Christians, traditionalists are all part of the same delicious dish. Dr. Bawumia’s candidacy is just adding a little extra spice to our political jollof.
Let’s not be like that stubborn goat that refuses to eat because the grass isn’t from its usual spot. Dr. Bawumia’s vision for Asomdwekrom is as solid as banku, whether he says “Amen” or “Ameen” at the end of his prayers. His track record speaks louder than the voice of any ‘muezzin’ or church bell.
Remember the old saying, “The proof of the pudding is in the eating”? Well, Dr. Bawumia has already served his pudding, and it tastes like progress with a side of innovation. His focus on digitisation and financial inclusion has empowered countless Asomdwekromanians, proving that what really matters is not his faith but his ability to lead with competence and vision.
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, “But we’ve never had a Muslim president before!” Well, there is a first time for everything. Remember when we thought pineapple on pizza was strange? Now look at us, enjoying our chicken and pineapple pizzas like it is nobody’s business. Change can be good, especially when it comes with a track record of success.
Let’s face it: Asomdwekrom is a country of contradictions. We argue about politics, yet we come together to share meals, celebrate weddings, and root for the Black Stars, even when they lose (which, let’s be honest, happens more often than we would like). Our diversity is our strength, and that includes religion.
Dr. Bawumia’s candidacy is an opportunity to show the world that Asomdwekrom is as inclusive as a trotro packed to the brim during rush hour, with room for everyone! A Muslim in the highest office should not be a reason for division; it should be an opportunity for unity. If we, as Asomdwekromanians, can look beyond the superficial and focus on the bigger picture, which is our shared prosperity, then religion should not be an issue.
When we cast our votes, we must ask ourselves: “What does this candidate offer the country? What is their vision for Asomdwekrom’s future?” We shouldn’t be like that annoying fly that ignores the whole meal just to land on a speck of dirt. Dr. Bawumia’s religion should be of no sinificance just like the colour of the trotro you take to work – it is the destination that counts, not the paint job.
In the end, what we need is a leader who can steer our nation like a pro trotro driver navigates Accra traffic – with skill, vision, and a touch of magic. Whether that leader says “Hallelujah” or “Alhamdulillah,” what matters is that they can get us to our destination.
So, my fellow Asomdwekromanians, let’s not let Dr. Bawumia’s faith be a stumbling block bigger than the speed bumps on our roads. Instead, let’s focus on his vision, his competence, and his ability to lead our country forward. After all, in the grand scheme of things, does it really matter if our leader breaks his fast with ‘sobolo’ or communion wine?
Remember, unity is our secret jollof recipe. Let’s not let something as trivial as religion spoil the feast. As we say in these parts, “The one who brings kola nut brings life.” Dr. Bawumia might just be bringing us a whole kola nut forest – let’s at least give him a chance to serve it.
So, the next time someone tries to make a big deal about Dr. Bawumia’s faith, just smile and say, “My friend, religion in leadership is about as relevant as the colour of kenkey. What matters is the taste of progress!” Let’s judge our leaders by their actions, not their prayers. After all, a good leader, like a good fufu, is judged by its ability to satisfy the people, not by what it is made of.
Now, if you will excuse me, all this talk of food has made me hungry. I’m off to get some waakye – and I don’t care if the seller is Muslim, Christian, or worships the great Waakye god in the sky. As long as it is delicious, that is all that matters!
See you next week for another interesting konkonsa, Deo volente!